Feb 2005

"so here's the thing about blogs... (read this if you have one)"

i really don't get the whole concept. i mean... i'm supposed to go online and share my private life and personal secrets with... the entire freakin' world?!?! i mean, seriously... if you know me, you know i am not a private person at all. you wanna know something, i'll tell you. but this is ridiculous. especially since everyone and their freakin' mother is on here. there's no way you can write something about someone else and not think that it's not going to get back to them. and, for all of my younger friends, you do know that your teachers/counselors/administrators/janitors spend a great deal of time on here reading what you're writing, don't you? i mean, of course they do! some of them are nosy, but most of them just care and if you're gonna write the stupid stuff you do on here, can you blame them for checking it out? please. they'd have to be freakin' retarded not to. to sum up... blogs are bad. unless you're famous and you're like "dear fans... this is what i've been up to in my life lately," you really shouldn't have one. (and then, let's face it, you'll have your own website and not need a myspace anyway. plus, of course, you'll be mostly lying.) of course, seeing as it is the current fad and cool thing to do, i'm sure i'll be caught up in it in no time myself. if that happens, please... someone give me this lecture. all right... end of rant. we now return you to your regularly scheduled willing participation in the voyueristic nature of Big Brother.
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