"me website nuevo"

yes, friends... i have my very own site now. (i renewed the figureonline site and they offered me a free domain name!) however, i’d be shocked if anyone actually looked at it. in fact, i’d be shocked if anyone was even reading this. (who am i talking to then? hmmm.)
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anyway... there’s a whole buttload of crap on this site that you can check out. first, you have the “home” page. (that’s fancy internet lingo for the first page of the site. hope I cleared that up for ya.) it just has a picture of the back of my head and a little welcome note. nothing too exciting.

then, there’s the “who” page. it was supposed to be the “who?” page (with the question mark), but apparently you can’t put a question mark in the file name. and since I’m using iWeb to do all of this, one doesn’t have much control over how the site works. anyway, the “who” page is pretty much about who I am. (random facts... résumé... values... etc...)

after the “who” page comes the “clips” page. pretty much these are either video clips i’ve shot, edited or stolen from the internet. i’ll leave you to decide which is which. (although, once again, who is “you” if nobody is reading this?)

next it’s the “blogs” page. ummm... pretty much that’s what you’re reading right now (if in fact “you” are.) so, if you don’t understand what might be found in that section, you are probably technically an idiot and should be pointed and laughed at.

“rants and raves” is a section where i rant and rave about whatever the crap i feel like ranting and raving about. if anyone gives me crap about it, my next rant and/or rave will maybe involve the 1st amendment.

“leadership links and resources” is pretty much exactly what it says it is. i’m going to be adding to it soon, but right now it’s just a bunch of links to internet resources on leadership. soon, it will also host all of the content (handouts, etc...) from leadership sessions i’ve lead/written/put people to sleep with over the years.

finally, the “connect” section. i’m a people person, dammit. i like to connect with people. sorry about the swearing there, but i have a strong belief that you can add the word “dammit” to the end of almost any statement and make it exponentially funnier and/or more intense. (see pretty much any Charlton Heston movie ever made for more examples. okay... i’m really not sorry about the swearing.)

that brings us to the conclusion of our in-flight instructions. if you don’t like something about the site, please feel free to find someone who cares and tell them. if you do like something about the site, tell me because my ego clearly needs a bigger boost.

PEACE!

ps... that’s Strongbad up there in the picture looking at his sweet old compy. (he has since destroyed compy and now has lappy.) anyway, check him out over at www.homestarrunner.com he’s pretty much awesome and i find that we have much in common. (except of course that he constantly wears a mexican wrestling mask and boxing gloves. yes... even to bed. and no, we don’t know how he types with the gloves on. and don’t ask. he gets pissy about that.)
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