"random thoughts from class"

okay... last week, while i was in class, i had random thoughts running through my brain and i wrote them down. here they are in no particular order...
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- i wonder if the Tawianese exchange student dropped the class because he had as much trouble understanding us as we did him?

- was that racist? i didn't mean it to be.

- the two people at the other end of the room are constantly typing stuff on their laptops. what the hell are they typing? am i missing stuff? should i be typing? should i have a computer out?

- also, their computers aren't plugged in and their batteries never seem to die. are they faking it?

- on that map on the wall, east is up. that's weird.

- how come love isn't a value in any of these books? seems like it would cover a lot of ground.

- why does Jesus always look the same in movies when we really don't know what Jesus looked like? i think i wanna make a Jesus movie and have Him look really different. maybe beardless. and with a mullet.

- was that sacreligious? i didn't mean it to be.

- i like food. a lot.

- i've been wearing the same rainbow sandals for 4 years.

- what the crap is going on on his tie?

- what's the deal with gum? i mean... who came up with it and why?

- i bet people see me writing this stuff down and think i'm taking notes just like i think those people typing are taking notes. maybe they're typing out their random thoughts.