"funny cards at Target™"

as usual, Tuesday is Target™ day. tomorrow is Ashley Otani's birthday (happy birthday, Ash!) so, i needed to get her a card and whatnot. we found this new line of cards by a guy named Jim Benton that's pretty entertaining. (some of the phrases on the cards included "nobody's perfect... but i'm as close as it gets," "it's cute how you think i'm listening," "exercise hard... eat right... die anyway," "don't blame me... i was born awesome," "please put all criticisms in the form of a compliment," "i'm not saying i'm cool... that's your job," and "i sincerely want you to genuinely worship me.")

IMG_0097 IMG_0098

IMG_0099

- barnes